hehx, ok thanks lavania for adding the song to my blog while i was sleeping=D Muahaha, jk ok thanks. Anyway, im less addicted to maple now already. So with the time i used to maple, im now surfing the net instead and re-visiting forums. Then i came across this funny yet touching story by one of the funniest guys from the forum i visit. I copied and pasted here=D
Ok, this is my first seRious response to a thread like this, because, let's face it... all of these type threads are gayer than a Cher concert.
Anyway, I used to date a girl for like a month and she called me every farking day. So I thought, that's fine, I'd chat with her for a while, meet up with her every 2-3 days and we'd go do something.
One day she calls and says, "WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME?"
-"erm, because you call me every day at the same time so I thought there was no need?"
"WELL IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU CALLED ME FOR A CHANGE. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT COMMITTED TO US"
-"you want me to call you? shall we hang up and I'll call you in 2 minutes?"
"DON'T BE SARCASTIC, IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T WANT US TO BE TOGETHER"
*she hangs up*
...next day (same time as ever).
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CALL ME AFTER YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD"
*I hang up*
So I guess she broke up with me because I didn't say I loved her enough. Or something. Oh, and the kicker: it's been 3 years since I've seen her but we work for the same organisation and I have to go to where she works tomorrow. She doesn't know this yet... eek.
So that's my story.
Haha! this really cracks me up even though its sup to be touching! And i got a few funny one-liners from the net too! Some are a bit sick too:/ So i din really post the real sick one. But these stuffs sure can crack a person up=D At least for me=D But i am posting some of the sick jokes too. Lol=D Im sure hong jie and shem will like them. Too bad i know they don't visit this place too):
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
…went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
and this is a real r3tard3d one..
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
Haha, these one liners are really funny. Oh btw, these one liners are by rodney dangerfield=D So sian, now still have to write script for the skit. Ok, i shall show u all the power of my script writing skils and creativity mann=D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
11:37 PM
AHAH!
you suck!
=D
anw anw!
you owe me big time!
HAHAHA!
that nana website didn't have the song you wanted.
and so i had to dig mine up.
but it was in the wrong format.
so blah blah blah.
EITHERWAYS.
i'm trying to tell you that.
i don't know if i distorted the whole thing whilst converting the format.
hah!
so yes.
it's your fault if it sounds wierd!
=D
oh.
anw.
i put it to play once eh.
hah.ok whatever.
i'm off to stick the code in.
bye!
you suck.i rock! =D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
8:34 AM
Just at the right time, i am getting sick of maplestory=D Yayy! I planned to quit in december anyway to start my *operation*! At one point of time, i really doubt i could force myself to stop maple-ing. But now, there's no question that i can't stop already=D
Anyway, just recently i have been exposed to more good songs=D Yayy! Including a few which i heard from the show, "spirit:stallion of camarron". They are really good mann, a little sappy which i like=D Anyway, during this weekend i watched two great movies=D One is "they myth" and the other is none other than "spirit:stallion of camarron". Gosh, spirit is really a touching, inspirational and emotional film. I almost broke down lar. Bl3h, thanks goodness i didn't=D
So i decided to post the lyrics of the song of the week! Yayy! There are a lot for me to choose from this week, but i decided on this one. "A thousand miles" by Vanessa Carlton=D
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces passed
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making my way
Through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories
'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces passed
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making my way
Through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder....
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight
All right, im going to listen to it once more before i sleep! =D Time check, now is 1:10! Gosh, time to sleep. Err, wait..Not yet i mean. Lol=D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
9:06 AM
YAYY! When maple was down, i started surfing around for pictures regarding Harry potter and the goblet of fire. I found a couple of good pictures here and there, and yes kai sheng sent me this fantastic video compiled by fans of emma watson>>> Take a look at it mann=D Its good=D
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7336665246617609194&q=emma+watsond
Anyway, elizabeth is so jealous of emma watson such that she's telling everyone in the emma fan club that emma is not pretty at all. Haiz): Some people are just jealous i guess=D
Maple-ing is fun nowadays. I completed a few jump quests with the help of this song titled 'listen to your heart' by DHT=D Go listen to it mann=D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
10:56 PM
Hehx! I was maple-ing all the while from the morning to the evening until adriel msged me to ask me if i wanted to go to watch harry potter show with him and his bro=D Whee! Initially i was supposed to go to taka with my family, but duh! Harry potter is so much a better deal=D So i agreed!
Oh mann, i tell u the cinema is really crowded and i noticed harry potter shows all the way until midnight and the tickets are all selling fast! Gosh! Its like so popular lar!
Bl3h, but then when u watch the show, or rather when i watch it...I FELT CHEATED! Haha=D The movie is so gh3y! They cut a lot of scenes! And well, but then it was well worth it for the graphics and the actions=D <3 Emma watson still rocks! Eh, actually i don't understand why ppl say cho chang cmi leh. I think she's fine wad=D Fluer too=D But then when it comes to the guys... Like viktor krum who is so fat:/ Cedric who doesn't look so dashing at all, *faints* Lol, ok, i don't have the right to criticise them actually=p
Oh yea! The graphics and the actions ROXXORS MANN! I like the part where harry had to compete against the dragon! Even though its not exactly that fantastic, its the best in the show alr lor. A few lame jokes here and there which makes the atmosphere funny=D
Haha! When the show was at the mermen's part, i felt like peeing leh:/ Hehx, but for the sake of the ticket and out of respect for emma watson, i didn't visit the toilet. So once the show ended i went to the toilet and made a very long business call=D waha=D
Its like 2.40 am now and i still can't sleep. Maple's server just got kocked up for some maintenence works. Bl3h:/ I guess ill sleep soon=D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
10:32 AM
Yo! 2/6 chalet rocks actually. Even though i only went for the bbq night, it was as fun as 03's chalet. It all started with meetin kong meng and daryl at pasir ris mrt station. Lol, i reached there and didn't know where to go so i called daryl. Coincidentally he said he's reaching the mrt station from orchard, so i waited for him. In the end, i waited like don't-know-how-long!! Lol, then i realised i was at the wrong side:/
When i reached there, the first person i saw was kok hong jie! Initially i kept calling him kok hong, lol, i admit i forgot his name is hong jie=p Wahaha, so i went up to the second story and chatted a long time with hong jie, shem, and toh! Bugger, hong jie is still the old self=p In fact its really fun talking to them=D
During the bbq night, the few ppl were bbqing in the rain=D So touching mann=D Then the teachers came and i started talking to them after awhile. Haha! I was suan-ing them the whole time! I don't know why but i just felt like suan-ing them=D Eh, but those teachers are not bad at suan-ing too. lol=D
I had to go home at 950!! What a waste mann. But i had no choice because the shuttle buses comes hourly at 955 or 1055. The last train service is at 1123, so after a few mathematical calculations, i decided that i had to leave at 955): Hehx, but its so fun=D
All has been going well for me in fact. Ogl stuffs, softball, pitching. Its really so tiring, but then its really so fun=D In fact this is the first time i got bored of a very nice game so early, its because of friends and all the other better activities=D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
1:17 AM
Whee! Just came back from 05ip03 chalet stay yesterday! Was sup to come home only today, but since reg was going home ytd and i tot of if i had to come back today, i have to travel for 1 hour plus which is really tiring, so i just took a lift also=D
Ok, chalet was really fun. Its too fun that it cannot be described with words=D So i shan't bother to describe the experience here, u all just need to know it was fantastic=D
Life's starting to get busy. When that happens, something just have to be sacrificed. The problem is, i still don't know what to sacrifice=D Lol! Ok, i recieved one piece of great news which i ain't suppose to tell yet=D And i won't here=D
Side note--Just linked those who i can link=D Fee--$50 bucks per link=D
*continue*
Haha, so yea i just finished breakfast and lunch within a period of 1 hour=D Haha! Isn't this way cool? =D So yea, i woke up at 12pm and started on my breakfast at roughly 15 minutes later. Then my dad called while i was eating my breakfast and asked me what i want for my lunch. I was like, err.. Haha=D
Right now i feel like sleeping again. Chalet really deprive people of sleep. Ok ill blog about the sleeping part during the chalet stay. So it was already 1am and i think no one was asleep yet. After my dj-ing for the people, i decided to stop because they really don't know how to appreciate good stuffs=D Haha! So we started watching princess diaries after 10 minutes of fixing the tv:/ Lol=D
I got into my sleeping bag while i tried to enjoy the show.
time check- 1am++*
temperature check- 16 degrees *not so cold
Then after 15 minutes, i decided it was so boring. And then i dozed off=D Like right in front of the tv screen on the floor in my sleeping bag=D And then suddenly, i woke up again and it was 3+ AND i see ben, doris, maye, jeremy and jia yi still watching princess diaries! :/ So i joined them to watch it too! HAHA! AND i managed to catch 10 minutes of the movie before ir ended=D It was good though=D LoL!
Time check- 4am++*
temperature check- 16 degrees *VERY COLD
Lol, then after the show we started playing cards. I was feeling quite energetic now though after 2 hours of sleep. Ok, then someone started knockin on the door! We were like, oh oh! Haha! It turned out to be someone from the next door who wanted to lend a soccer ball AT THIS TIME:/ A bit weird! Haha, it was very cold at that time. So i changed off my track pants and lent it to doris to wear it cos she's sick and she's cold. Lol, and she appeared to be very funny in my track pants! HAHA!
Oh yea, and somethinig else, ben, kenneth and jason had already went to sleep:/ And also zhirong was sleeping on A bed with someone else=D Lol! And we took 'screenshots' or otherwise photos of the scene=D HAHA! After 5 minutes of watching them playing cards, i went back to sleep. Lol, i really don't know how those freaks( =p ) can take it=D
Well, but at least when i woke up again in the morning, i found them all spread across on the sofa and floor motionless=D Lol, at least they are still a little bit human=p Bahh, this chalet really rocks mann:(
~yoz~bert~yoz~
8:30 PM
Wth! I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop and had to walk such a long way before i reached home! Lesson learnt number 1- Never sleep on the bus*.*
Training was quite ok i guess. We had a game against the seniors and i got STRUCK OUT twice): But i managed to hit 2 3-bases hits and 1 2-base hit=D Fielding wasn't that good when i played outfield. Oh well, went to curry wok later on and i had a quite ok lunch, not as good as usual though. Perhaps because of my flu>.<
Dang, i got running nose since yesterday night, and the sore throat came today. Basically i am very tired now:/ I think i am going to sleep soon*.* Yawnss..Ill go sleep first=D
~yoz~bert~yoz~
11:33 PM
Yesterday was really a fun-filled day. It was none other than the IP INDUCTIONS=D
Shit mann, i used a lot of 'shits' and 'damn' in my presentation and skit=p Haha, the shit used in the start of the sentence is intentional=D BUT not those used in the presentations and skit! They just came out of my mouth sub-conciously!
Then we had our first mass dance. I was still quite lethargic at that moment. So i didn't join the dance. I joined the second and the third one though. I enjoyed the senior's one the most=D Where they danced with the crazy frog song! And i had to say i am quite good given that it was my first time=D
06ip06 rocks=D 06IP03 rocks too=D One is the og i was in charge of and the other one is my direct junior class. And the both won the best class and most enthu class respectively=D Oh well, credits must be given to me right? =p Just kidding=D
Anyway, i was very tired when i reached home. After awhile of chatting i fell asleep! Oh yea, i must post a very interesting event that happened on my way home yesterday=D Ok, it went like this.
So the usual 852 gang went home together again. And this time, we braved the rain and the monsters in the dark and reached the bus-stop safely. And the gang consisted of ME, jason, samantha, liu xuan and xin yuan. Next, 852 came and we all rushed for the bus.
I almost went ahead to take the 156 before the 852. Thanks goodness sam pulled my and told me that 852 is behind. Haha, i was a little blur from all the fun during the induction. So we boarded the bus, AND i realised XIN YUAN wasn't on the bus! I told the gang and asked where she is, but no one knows! Later on then did we realise, SHE TOOK 156=D HAHA!
Oh well, one day of fun was over just like that. Its just like one year of fun is over just like that:/ our junior classes are pretty ok i think, except for some 'interesting' news=D Haha!
So today i went out with jason, kenneth, jia fang, regina, eesha and doris who joined us later on. I met kenneth to eat lunch first, and i swear the prices of the food court is inflated! We went bowling later on, and my bowling sucks(not that it ever rocks=D), later on we went around walking while i enjoyed my eating spree=D Haha! One day gone again and i wasted like around 30 bucks! Gosh!
4:04 AM
Yayy! I am fifteen already! Which means i have to do pull-ups this year, i have to go make my ic, etc. All right, why am i so happy? Haha, maybe just because i am 15=D
I went out with my parents during the past few days to shop for new clothes. A pity on my birthday itself, i came across some very nice shirts, but they didn't have my size already. So my parents brought me to OG today and i bought 3 shirts=D
While shopping on my birthday, i heard this song-Just the girl. I love it=D
Just the girlShe's cold and she's cruel but she knows what she's doing
She pushed me in the pool at our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams but I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems she's the one I'm after
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for
She can't keep a secret for more than an hour
She runs on one hundred proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me, the more I adore her
What can I do - I'd do anything for her
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for
And when she sees it me
On her caller ID
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up yet
Cause every word she's every said
Is still ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head
She's cold and she's cruel but she knows what she's doing
Knows just what to say so my whole day is ruined
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for
S
~yoz~bert~yoz~
4:37 AM
