Emotions are brimming, heaven is pouring. Will I make it through the rain?

hehx, ok thanks lavania for adding the song to my blog while i was sleeping=D Muahaha, jk ok thanks. Anyway, im less addicted to maple now already. So with the time i used to maple, im now surfing the net instead and re-visiting forums. Then i came across this funny yet touching story by one of the funniest guys from the forum i visit. I copied and pasted here=D

Ok, this is my first seRious response to a thread like this, because, let's face it... all of these type threads are gayer than a Cher concert.

Anyway, I used to date a girl for like a month and she called me every farking day. So I thought, that's fine, I'd chat with her for a while, meet up with her every 2-3 days and we'd go do something.

One day she calls and says, "WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME?"

-"erm, because you call me every day at the same time so I thought there was no need?"

"WELL IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU CALLED ME FOR A CHANGE. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT COMMITTED TO US"

-"you want me to call you? shall we hang up and I'll call you in 2 minutes?"

"DON'T BE SARCASTIC, IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T WANT US TO BE TOGETHER"

*she hangs up*

...next day (same time as ever).

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CALL ME AFTER YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD"

*I hang up*

So I guess she broke up with me because I didn't say I loved her enough. Or something. Oh, and the kicker: it's been 3 years since I've seen her but we work for the same organisation and I have to go to where she works tomorrow. She doesn't know this yet... eek.

So that's my story.

Haha! this really cracks me up even though its sup to be touching! And i got a few funny one-liners from the net too! Some are a bit sick too:/ So i din really post the real sick one. But these stuffs sure can crack a person up=D At least for me=D But i am posting some of the sick jokes too. Lol=D Im sure hong jie and shem will like them. Too bad i know they don't visit this place too):

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

…went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

and this is a real r3tard3d one..

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

Haha, these one liners are really funny. Oh btw, these one liners are by rodney dangerfield=D So sian, now still have to write script for the skit. Ok, i shall show u all the power of my script writing skils and creativity mann=D

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