Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Superman

"Is it quanta-man?"
"Is it radio-man?"
"No! It is Superman!"

"So what have you learn from the above 3 quote?" the teacher questioned his students and allowed them to go home to think about it.

James went home and pondered about it. However he just couldn't get the answer. He searched the net, he went to the library, he even shot the question to maplers! Yet no matter how hard he tried, all his efforts went down the drain. In exasperation, he decided to go shit. To his surprise, he actually obtained enlightenment at the same time the shit makes the "pop-i-go-into-the-water" sound. There was literally a light bulb above his head. The toilet's light bulb.

The next day he went to school and volunteered to answer the moment the teacher shot the class the question.

"Oh while trying to make sure my shit comes out in short pieces instead of a 1m long piece, i realise what Ms Wen was trying to make us understand yesterday. It is to make us practice our summary skills isn't it? Hence the answer is simply "It is superman!""

-.- =.= o.0 >.< All kinds of expressions flashed across the classroom and suddenly everyone burst out laughing.

"Well good try, and it was a detailed explanation on the process of obtaining enlightenment too. However that is not what i am looking for." Ms wen replied.

"I am trying to bring across to you all that everyone wears a mask just like Superman does. You wouldn't know that Superman is actually a guy called Dan Hong the muscleman when you see Superman himself. Similarly, a person might appear affable and always smiling but perhaps under the mask, the person is full of hatred. I hope you all understand this and do not easily believe in anyone who is nice to you or who always smiles at you" Ms Wen tells the class and smiled warmly at them after she finished.

"Ms Wen, are you testing our summary skills? If so i think i know the answer. Ms Wen, you are smiling but at the same time you are full of hatred" James answered.

The whole class burst into laughter again.

"Good try but you think too much and too far off." Miss Wen answered with a raucous voice.

On the other hand, James sat on his chair, looking bewildered and wondering what's with the commotion.

The End

The above story is purely fictional referring to no one in specific except for 'Dan Hong' which i got the idea from a very muscular man whom i know in real life.


~yoz~bert~yoz~
4:48 AM






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